The 10 Top Things You Wish You Could Say At A Meeting

I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit.

I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a fuck.

How about "never"? Is "never" good for you?

It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Ah, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?

The fact that you are educated doesn't mean you're intelligent