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Horrible, nasty, sick joke...

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:03 pm
by StefanIsMe (imported)
Nobody should read this, or laugh at it... this ignores the fact that for some reason I laughed my ass off when heard it:

A daughter wants to borrow the family car, and goes to her father who is in the den.

"Dad, can I borrow the car?", she asks.

Dad pushes himself away from his desk, points to his crotch, and says "Suck it; then you can have the car all night".

Daughter gets down on her knees, opens his pants, and commences giving her father a blowjob, but stops after a few moments.

"Dad, your dick... tastes like shit!?"

Father replies, "Oh, that's right... your brother has the car."

Re: Horrible, nasty, sick joke...

Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:11 pm
by A-1 (imported)
StefanIsMe (imported) wrote: Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:03 pm Nobody should read this, or laugh at it... this ignores the fact that for some reason I laughed my ass off when heard it:

A daughter wants to borrow the family car, and goes to her father who is in the den.

"Dad, can I borrow the car?", she asks.

Dad pushes himself away from his desk, points to his crotch, and says "Suck it; then you can have the car all night".

Daughter gets down on her knees, opens his pants, and commences giving her father a blowjob, but stops after a few moments.

"Dad, your dick... tastes like shit!?"

Father replies, "Oh, that's right... your brother has the car."

BOO!

Boo!

Re: Horrible, nasty, sick joke...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:04 am
by snakecharmer (imported)
Gasp! As my coffee splutters out all over the keyboard! LOL..Sick..sick but I like it!

Re: Horrible, nasty, sick joke...

Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:05 am
by augman7518 (imported)
You are right.It is sick and I kind of laughed when I read it.We were warned, so be it.Do not judge the jojes before posting them as we do not need censurs.

Re: Horrible, nasty, sick joke...

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:28 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
That was so sick, I love it ..hahahaha