This joke is about a Mexican, an Italian and a man from Aarhus (Denmark). Americans can substitute “Redneck” for the latter. They were all working on a new building on the fifth floor. They sat down to have lunch, and the Mexican opened his box and exclaimed: Guacamole! Always guacamole! If I get guacamole again tomorrow I’ll jump out of the window.

The Italian opened his box: Pizza! Every day pizza! If I get pizza again tomorrow I’ll jump out of the window.

The Dane opened his box and found bread with liver paste (a *very* common thing to eat in Denmark): Liver paste, always liver paste! If I get liver paste again tomorrow I’ll jump out of the window.

They finished their lunch and worked for the rest of the day. Next day they met again, and lunch break came.

The Mexican: Oh no!! Guacamole! That’s it!! AAAhhhhhhhhhhhh bonk, splat!

The Italian: Pizza! Mamma Mia. I can take no more! AAhhhh splat, bonk.

The Dane: Liver paste. I have had enough. AAAAhhhhhhh bonk, bonk, splat.

Their three wives met at their funeral, and the Mexican wife said: I do not understand, why he did it. I gave him his favorite dish every day for lunch. He knew nothing better than guacamole.

The Italian wife: I am completely baffled. I gave him pizza every day for lunch because he loved it more than anything else.

The Danish wife: I don’t know what took him. He always prepared his own lunch.



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Written on the condom machine in the men’s washroom

" Don’t buy this gum "........It tastes like rubber