Older Women Are So Reasonable

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one

day and said, "forty-four years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap

car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but

I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl".

Now I have a $1,500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and

plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems

to me that you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a

hot 25-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be

living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa

bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life

crises.