After sixty years, a Rabbi decides to retire. Taking the box of foreskin's he has collected over the years of doing circumcisions. He goes to a leather goods manufacturer and says to the man "Can you do anything with these?"

The man says "No problem, come back in two weeks."

After two weeks the rabbi returns to the shop, and is presented with a wallet. In total dismay, he says to the craftsman "After sixty years, the best you can do is a wallet!?!"

The man replies "Don't worry, just rub it a few times and it will grow into a suitcase."



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• I do weight-lifting every morning - Getting out of bed!

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Yes...then there's the one about a guy and his girl walking past a synagogue as the mohel(Pronounved moyle) was performing a circumcision. Upon severing the little hood, the cutter flips it out the window and it lands on the lady's hand. She exclaims, "Goodness, what's this?" her boyfriend says "Taste it , Baby, and if you like it, I'll give you a whole one."