After the Lord had created Man, he chose to give him 20 years of a Normal Sex Life. Man’s reply was “20 Years!...Is that all?” The Lord was very sound on the subject. He said, “That is all I will give to you.” Then the Lord called upon the Lion, and gave the Lion 20 years. The Lion said to the Lord, “I really only need 10”. The man raised his hand and asked if the Lion could give him his extra 10. The Lion agreed. Then the Lord called upon the Monkey, and gave the Monkey 20 years. The Monkey too replied, “I only need 10.” Man again raised his hand and asked the Monkey for his extra 10. The monkey agreed. Then the Lord called upon the Donkey, and he too gave the Donkey 20 years. The Donkey replied, “We don’t normally need 20, so I too will only need 10.” Then the donkey looked at the man...”I suppose you want my extra 10.” Man nodded, and the Donkey agreed.

The moral of the story.. That is why man has 20 years of a normal sex life, another 10 for Monkeying around, another 10 for Lion about it, and 10 more of making a complete ass out of himself!



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Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage the change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those that pissed me off.