This old couple had been married for so many years; they were way past their golden anniversary, and onto their rust anniversary. They were faithful to each other, and they were quite wealthy, too.

Anyway, the husband’s birthday was soon, and the wife says to him:

“Well, luv, what do you want for your birthday? You already have everything you want. Cars, Mansions, Art....”

“Well luv,” he replies, “since we’ve been married so long, I think we can trust each other. How about a blow job?”

“Sure.” she replies.

Now, being a bit traditional, she doesn’t know what a blowjob is. So she wanders over to her neighbor’s place, and asks her. The younger lady replies:

“That’s easy. All you have to do, is practice on a Tomato Sauce (Ketchup) bottle.”

“Thanks, luv.” The old lady replies.

The days pass, and the Husband’s birthday comes. That evening, the Husband is sitting on the bed.

“How about that Birthday present?” he asks, dropping his pants.

“Alright, luv.” she answers.

The wife then places her hand on his pride & joy, and violently hits it on the end with her other hand...

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I used to be disgusted...

But now I'm just amused...