So this guy goes into the doctor with a terrible stutter...

D-D-D-Doc, y-y-you j-j-just g-g-got t-to d-d-do s-s-omet-t-thing a-a-a-b-b-bout m-m-my st-st-stuttering. M-m-my g-g-girl fr-fr-friend i-i-is n-n-ot g-g-oing t-t-to m-m-marry m-m-me i-if I-I-I d-d-don't st-st-stop.

So the Doctor had the man take of his clothes for an examination and this guys penis if 25" long.

Well, here is your trouble, the doctor says, If we cut off 20" you will stop stuttering. So that is what the doctor does.

Immediately the guy says.. Gee Doc, it worked. What are you going to do with the part you cut off.

Well, says the doctor, I know somebody who could benefit from a transplant and I will take care of that after you leave.

A month goes by.

The guy comes back in to see the doctor and tells him that he is married now but that last night after the honeymoon his new wife wants a divorce because his dick is too short and that is not what she thought that she married. He says, please doc, call up the guy that you sewed it on and tell him I want it back, NOW!

The doctor replies.... F-F-F-F-FUCK Y-Y-Y-You!

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Hmmmm.....

A man is asking a young boy:

w w whe where ca ca can I f find t the st st sta station?

The young boy looks at the man and then runs away.

An old pastor, who heared this conversation, explained to the man how to get to the station.

A little later he notice the young boy looking at a toy-shop. He teaches the boy: "That was very impolite of you, that pore man can't help stuttering, you should be polite and answer for some-one like him"

The boy answers: "Ye ye yeah, a and t then g g g get the sh sh shit k k kick kicked out o of m me, be be becau because I co co copy h h him"

l l love U U a all

Jean