Text Phone Scare

[devi (imported)]

The other day I got a really weird text message that I couldn't figure out. I (and the phone) didn't recognize the number but I thought maybe it was my younger brother trying to text in Spanish. (He does have a Mexican wife who even speaks Castillian but still had never got the training that I had gotten from our grandmother -New Mexico Hispanic.) So I texted back to him in textphone abbreviation, "Que es eso? Que no intiendo nada nada NADA que dijite. Uga. Uga. Ay que que de QUE?!" Which is basically that I didn't understand anything that you said plus a few extra words but no bad ones. So I got back this reply, "Soy tu faken jefe!" (I'm your fucking boss!) and his signature which I didn't understand right off the bat. I thought it meant something else. If it had have been a tag (graffiti) then I really would have read it to mean something else and so I got totally scared at that point. I guess my paranoia got the better of me and was wondering if some ugly kind of man was chasing after me (not the first time before this has happened to me) since, well I do have very fine features and all. Anyway in the end it did turn out to be a miscommunication to the wrong number and boy do I feel relieved.