Elevator Ride
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:23 pm
A small guy gets into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The huge dude looks down upon the small guy & says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy faints.
The huge dude picks up the small guy & brings him to, by slapping his face & shaking him & asks, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The huge dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said 'Turn Around.'"
The huge dude picks up the small guy & brings him to, by slapping his face & shaking him & asks, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?"
The huge dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God, I thought you said 'Turn Around.'"
