A couple got married and the wife put a wooden box under the bed and told her husband that he wasn’t allowed to look in the box until after she died.

After 20 years of marriage her husband couldn’t resist his curiosity any longer. While his wife was out he opened the box and found 3 eggs and $25,000.

He looked at it in puzzled amazement for so long that his wife came home and caught him.

“Well, what are the eggs for ?” said the husband.

“Every time I’ve been unfaithful to you, I’ve put an egg in the box”, she explained

The husband said: ”Only 3 times in 20 years, well, that’s not bad. I can live with that. But what’s the money for?”

The wife replied: ”Every time I got a dozen I sold them!”

ha ha ha ha

now that is just too funny

i like that

Wow, whatta putz he was! the cash suggests the lil lady was selling a dozen eggs about 3 times a day, he must have thought she spent a lot of time in the hen house

markle

( it did get me to do some math, lol)

Then the man said as he collected the money -

"Well thanks for the retirement money. I'm moving out today."