An oldie but Goodie
Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 4:27 am
There were these three explorers walking through the jungles of Africa on an expedition. After a couple of days, they are confronted by a bunch of hostile tribesmen with spears.
One of the tribesmen says, You have intruded on our land, now you must come with us and talk with our chief, and the explorers are forced to come along a spear point. Once they get to the camp, the explorers are tied to stakes to await the chief.
Shortly, the chief comes out and talks with the explorers. You have intruded on our land and for this you must pay. So, he walks up to the first explorer and says, I give you a choice, Death or Bunga Bunga! The first explorer afraid for his life and thinking nothing could be worse than death screams Bunga Bunga! The chief smiles and points to one of his male tribesmen, who walks over, unties the explorer, pulls down his pants, bends him over, and proceeds to take him from behind. When the deed is done, the chief says, You may leave and never return to my land! The explorer runs away screaming in terror.
The chief then walks up the second explorer and says, I give you the same choice, Death or Bunga Bunga! The second explorer terrified and crying, decides that he can loose a little dignity to be able to live, so he cries, Bunga Bunga. The chief smiles and points to another male tribesman, and like the one before him, this explorer is taken from behind. When the deed is done, the chief says, You may leave and never return to my land! This explorer also runs away screaming and sobbing in terror.
Finally the chief walks up to the third explorer and says, You have seen your friends before you, now you must make the same choice, Death or Bunga Bunga! The last explorer has had time to think about this and decides that even Death would be a better end than that deplorable act. He hangs his head low and mutters, Death. The chief gleams with delight and points over to his tribesmen, who in turn all line up happily. As the explorer looks up to see his fate the chief screams, Death...... by BUNGA BUNGA!
One of the tribesmen says, You have intruded on our land, now you must come with us and talk with our chief, and the explorers are forced to come along a spear point. Once they get to the camp, the explorers are tied to stakes to await the chief.
Shortly, the chief comes out and talks with the explorers. You have intruded on our land and for this you must pay. So, he walks up to the first explorer and says, I give you a choice, Death or Bunga Bunga! The first explorer afraid for his life and thinking nothing could be worse than death screams Bunga Bunga! The chief smiles and points to one of his male tribesmen, who walks over, unties the explorer, pulls down his pants, bends him over, and proceeds to take him from behind. When the deed is done, the chief says, You may leave and never return to my land! The explorer runs away screaming in terror.
The chief then walks up the second explorer and says, I give you the same choice, Death or Bunga Bunga! The second explorer terrified and crying, decides that he can loose a little dignity to be able to live, so he cries, Bunga Bunga. The chief smiles and points to another male tribesman, and like the one before him, this explorer is taken from behind. When the deed is done, the chief says, You may leave and never return to my land! This explorer also runs away screaming and sobbing in terror.
Finally the chief walks up to the third explorer and says, You have seen your friends before you, now you must make the same choice, Death or Bunga Bunga! The last explorer has had time to think about this and decides that even Death would be a better end than that deplorable act. He hangs his head low and mutters, Death. The chief gleams with delight and points over to his tribesmen, who in turn all line up happily. As the explorer looks up to see his fate the chief screams, Death...... by BUNGA BUNGA!