Bushwacking
Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 1:30 pm
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QUESTION
Quote:
"...who the fuck is george bush?"
Well,
The Bush family is a large family from the great state of Texas. The Bush family has lived in Texas for generations and the males of the family go back to the days of the cowboys when the area was being settled.
The males of the family for generations have been excellent scouts and and hunters learning the techniques of survival from the indigenous Indian tribes. The tribes, however, were reluctant to let backward white men court, date and mate with the females in the Indian culture.
Consequently, the Bush boys learned to hide in the Bushes and watch the Indian maidens as they bathed at the lakes and rivers in Texas, hiding in the foliage that grew abundantly around the water. Hence their name, BUSH.
For sexual relief, they always masturbated because they knew if they forced themselves sexually on the Indian women, that the braves would hunt them down and either kill them or castrate them or perhaps scalp them.
Soon the Indians braves learned what was happening from the semen all over the place. So, they would accompany the women to their favorite bathing places and hide in the folage and knock the Bush boys in the head when they showed up.
Sometimes, they did not catch the Bush boys and sometimes they did. At any rate, the frontier term BUSHWACKING grew out of one practice or another, the historians are unclear on which way that it was...
QUESTION
Quote:
"...who the fuck is george bush?"
Well,
The Bush family is a large family from the great state of Texas. The Bush family has lived in Texas for generations and the males of the family go back to the days of the cowboys when the area was being settled.
The males of the family for generations have been excellent scouts and and hunters learning the techniques of survival from the indigenous Indian tribes. The tribes, however, were reluctant to let backward white men court, date and mate with the females in the Indian culture.
Consequently, the Bush boys learned to hide in the Bushes and watch the Indian maidens as they bathed at the lakes and rivers in Texas, hiding in the foliage that grew abundantly around the water. Hence their name, BUSH.
For sexual relief, they always masturbated because they knew if they forced themselves sexually on the Indian women, that the braves would hunt them down and either kill them or castrate them or perhaps scalp them.
Soon the Indians braves learned what was happening from the semen all over the place. So, they would accompany the women to their favorite bathing places and hide in the folage and knock the Bush boys in the head when they showed up.
Sometimes, they did not catch the Bush boys and sometimes they did. At any rate, the frontier term BUSHWACKING grew out of one practice or another, the historians are unclear on which way that it was...
