Dog food
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 3:22 pm
Subject: Dog Food
I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was
standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting 'The Meaty
Bites Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost
25 lbs. before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I
was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in
that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the
middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid ...why else would I buy dog food??
I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was
standing in line at the check-out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting 'The Meaty
Bites Diet' again, although I probably shouldn't because
I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost
25 lbs. before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes
coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with
Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel
hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I
was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in
that condition because I had been poisoned by the food.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the
middle of the road licking my dick and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he
was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.
Stupid ...why else would I buy dog food??
and
Ernie