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Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:32 am
by SplitDik (imported)
Apparently, she was giving him oral sex in a parked car when it was hit by a van.

http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?fi ... sec=nation

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.

To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.

The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.

“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.

The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.

The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 11:41 am
by Taylor (imported)
Didn't something like this happen in The World According to Garp?

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:01 pm
by DeaconBlues (imported)
Yes, this IS a copy of the scene from the movie "The World According to Garp," and I strongly the doubt the veracity of this news item because it so closely follows the common folk lore of it. It is like the "Vanishing Hitchiker" story or the "concrete filled Cadillac" story... these things NEVER actually happened anywhere, but they make such great stories to tell that you are always finding someone who claims it actually happened to "a friend of a friend of ..." or it actually happened to them.

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:53 pm
by JesusA (imported)
The story shares the key traits of a good legend. It's told as true. It's believed as true. (It might even BE true.) But, it happens just off the edge of what we can reliably test – to a friend of a friend, or quoted from an anonymous source (which probably quoted from an earlier anonymous source).

Such stories tend to return frequently with only minor variations. The "Vanishing Hitchhiker," for example has been around for centuries. She has been hitching rides at least since the earliest recorded version of the story in early 15th century Hungary.

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:14 pm
by Arab Nights (imported)
BUT . . . . there was one report on a light aircraft crash that stated injuries to the pilot suggested they were engaged in oral sex at the momen of . . ah . . impact.

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:46 pm
by kristoff
Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Wed May 06, 2009 3:14 pm BUT . . . . there was one report on a light aircraft crash that stated injuries to the pilot suggested they were engaged in oral sex at the momen of . . ah . . impact.

Same story different vehicle...??

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 6:31 am
by Uncle Flo (imported)
I nearly crashed a car once while getting oral sex. If I had maybe I wouldn't have be so intensely interested in our favorite subject! --FLO--

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:03 am
by Arab Nights (imported)
kristoff wrote: Wed May 06, 2009 6:46 pm Same story different vehicle...??

Only if the NTSB does urban legends. It was obvious this guy was a good time Charlie. His license was not current. He was using somebody else's aircraft without permission. His blood alcohol was up there. Houston, we have visual.

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 11:21 pm
by punkypink (imported)
I was born in Singapore and spent 20 years growing up there. A Lorena Bobbit style case actually occured there when I was about 10. Interesting news article though this, none of the mainstream media sources in Singapore seems to have reported this and they most certainly reported on the penectomy case long ago.

Re: Secretary bites off bosses penis in car crash

Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 12:13 am
by kizahakan (imported)
;) a perfect "easy cum :) easy go" case well not that much easy this time :D