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Ka-runch!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 7:06 am
by FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)
Yoli, your raving roving reporter, with the latest from our little enclave.

Wet streets, roads, and highways this AM and there's been a rather bad smashup on the winding country lane whereon our little slice of Paradise is situated. I heard the impact, then the sirens...a helicopter, etc, then a neighbor (the nearest is at least a half-mile away...over creek and through the woods...called to report that it was a BAD one, involving some none-too-bright driver who lost it on a wet curve and was T-boned by a rather large oak tree. Said neighbor says two have already won their Darwin Award and another, airlifted out, may soon receive one.

By her account they were three illegals from the Cesspool To The South trying to elude a sheriff's deputy after "making a withdrawal" at gunpoint at a convenience store some three miles away.

When the deputy came upon the scene he found the two already defunct ones some distance from the car, one almost unrecognizable, and one, barely alive, in the tangled metal. He also found four guns and some drugs. If the third one survives (all medical costs borne by YOU AND ME!) he'll further drain money from us by being incarcerated by the Texas Dept. Of Corrections where he'll join the Mexican Mafia and plan more depredations to be committed post-release, assuming he doesn't get shanked (Please, Oh PLEASE!) while in the pen.

To which I say "Good riddance!"

Well, that's the news from Yoli's usually serene habitat. Film at Ten!

Yoli

Too tenderhearted for her own good🙄

Re: Ka-runch!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:49 pm
by moi621 (imported)
In Calif -oy-nia we seem to only have the good ones.

The ones that work hard and keep a low profile.

Probably, the bad ones limit their turf, maybe to East L.A.

like areas. :-\

And referencing stupidity, in the land of the White & Wealthy, there was

a Ferarri and a Porche at the base of a hill, ( google map Jamboree Rd.

and University 92660. Look uphill to Bison ). So the light turns green this

early AM night and the roads are just a little moist. Well of course the

sports cars had inadequate traction, wet, uphill and all - oh and intoxicated

drivers - and mutually creamed each other on the eight lane empty road leaving long skid marks.

The surviving driver was arrested. Unfortunately, the deceased driver was a beloved martial arts or something person. Tons of road side memorials.

And the poor surviving driver faces a vehicular death case of a beloved but intoxicated driver. AS if he made the dead guy race. Go figure. ?

🙄

Re: Ka-runch!

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:27 pm
by Arab Nights (imported)
Around here we have the white, brown and black that are dumber than dirt (and some are actually kinda nice). I don't want to focus on the White and Black guys driving a moving van who decided they were a bit short of funds and stopped to rob a bank. Their getaway van didn't get them far. Nor the White family that caused the police to be called to a motel when a toddler was spotted wandering around the parking lot alone. Turns out Mother had left the babe in the able hands of her 12 year old (who was passed out drunk) while she went to buy drugs. Rather, I would like to focus on the White guy that a deputy found acting odd in a convenience store parking lot. He explained that he was trying to catch the Mexican that climbed up the exhaust into the motor. If only he had found that Mexican. . . .

I doubt any of these individuals pay enough taxes to be net contributors to the country.

Re: Ka-runch!

Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:56 am
by chilliwilli (imported)
Arab Nights (imported) wrote: Wed Apr 29, 2009 9:27 pm Around here we have the white, brown and black that are dumber than dirt (and some are actually kinda nice). I don't want to focus on the White and Black guys driving a moving van who decided they were a bit short of funds and stopped to rob a bank. Their getaway van didn't get them far. Nor the White family that caused the police to be called to a motel when a toddler was spotted wandering around the parking lot alone. Turns out Mother had left the babe in the able hands of her 12 year old (who was passed out drunk) while she went to buy drugs. Rather, I would like to focus on the White guy that a deputy found acting odd in a convenience store parking lot. He explained that he was trying to catch the Mexican that climbed up the exhaust into the motor. If only he had found that Mexican. . . .

I doubt any of these individuals pay enough taxes to be net contributors to the country.

AB, these law abiding (Breeding mad) folks are turning this country into a shirthole. Nothing breeds poverty quite like catholicism, except maybe India...oh I forgot...that's my fault too...gee whiz just when I thought all my conservation and hard work could only be responsible for the starving kids in Africa.

Yes America land of the decadent where a guy can get married, keep his wife at home, have five kids educated and insured, drive an SUV and buy a house with only a six grade education! No wonder the world hates us!

chilli-:)