6 answers we have been waiting for

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augman7518 (imported)
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6 answers we have been waiting for

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THE 6 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR:

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR ?

A: It's Braille for 'suck here.'

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS ?

A: It's the same as a French kiss, but ' down under. '

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS ?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Good-year.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN ?

A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house, car, & boat with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING ?

A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

AND LAST....

Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT ?

A: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
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Re: 6 answers we have been waiting for

Post by streetglide (imported) »

I like the one about hurricanes!!!!...I can't remember why, but for some reason it hits home!

Good list! I love it!
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