Hand job
Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 1:50 pm
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> Subject: Hand Job!
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> A crusty old bicyclist out on a long summer ride through
> northern Wisconsin , pulled up to an old country tavern
>
> in the middle of no where. Walking into the nearly empty
> establishment he sees a hand written sign hanging
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> over the back of the bar.
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> > COLD BEER: $2.00
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> > HAMBURGER: $2.25
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> > CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
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> > CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
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> > HAND JOB: $50.00
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> Pulling out his wallet to make sure he had the necessary
> payment, the old
>
> guy walks up to the bar and beckons to an exceptionally
> attractive female
>
> bartender who is presently serving long necks to a couple
> of sun-wrinkled
>
> farmers at the end the bar.
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>
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> She smiles at him and slowly moves her exquisitely shaped
> body down the bar
>
> towards him. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide,
> knowing smile, "may I help you?"
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>
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> The old biker leans over the bar. "I was
> wondering,young lady," he whispers,
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> "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?".
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>
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> She looks into his eyes with that Mona Lisa smile and purrs
> "I sure am, and I haven't
>
> disappointed anybody yet!". She slowly licks her red
> lips with the tip of her tongue.
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>
>
> The old biker leans closer and whispers softly into her
> left ear, "Well would you
>
> please wash your hands real good because I want to order a
> cheeseburger".
>
>
> Subject: Hand Job!
>
>
> A crusty old bicyclist out on a long summer ride through
> northern Wisconsin , pulled up to an old country tavern
>
> in the middle of no where. Walking into the nearly empty
> establishment he sees a hand written sign hanging
>
> over the back of the bar.
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > COLD BEER: $2.00
>
> > HAMBURGER: $2.25
>
> > CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
>
> > CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
>
> > HAND JOB: $50.00
>
>
>
> Pulling out his wallet to make sure he had the necessary
> payment, the old
>
> guy walks up to the bar and beckons to an exceptionally
> attractive female
>
> bartender who is presently serving long necks to a couple
> of sun-wrinkled
>
> farmers at the end the bar.
>
>
>
> She smiles at him and slowly moves her exquisitely shaped
> body down the bar
>
> towards him. "Yes?" she inquires with a wide,
> knowing smile, "may I help you?"
>
>
>
> The old biker leans over the bar. "I was
> wondering,young lady," he whispers,
>
> "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?".
>
>
>
> She looks into his eyes with that Mona Lisa smile and purrs
> "I sure am, and I haven't
>
> disappointed anybody yet!". She slowly licks her red
> lips with the tip of her tongue.
>
>
>
> The old biker leans closer and whispers softly into her
> left ear, "Well would you
>
> please wash your hands real good because I want to order a
> cheeseburger".