Subject: The Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am The Human Body

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

It takes far less to throw it out

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

Shave it of, finish your problem

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

So why if I hold him between my thumbs, he lokes like number three

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

Must be true, if I look at the accidents I had, never got anything broken

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

Sure, they are looking at us

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Aaaah, that is why I cann't find out who is causing that smell

Women blink twice as often as men.

We are burning their eyes

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

But at least we are using our skin

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

Aaaah, that must be why I always get tiered of standing still

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

So why can I taste something just by remembering it, there is nothing to dissolve

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am Women reading this will be finished now.

No, they will be reading the next sentence and laugh about us, thank you so much

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am Men are still busy checking their thumbs.

Do you really think so, maybe that's your problem

loveUall

Jean

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Oh God, I wish this was true. Dear Wife would be surprised and amazed. I have small hands and my shorter thumb is 2 5/8" long!

Speed

augman7518 (imported) wrote: Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:58 am The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Is that flacid or erect?

My thumb is never flacid. --FLO--

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:58 am My thumb is never flacid. --FLO--

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:58 am My thumb is never flacid. --FLO--

Har-di-har-har.

Though I'm sure many here would have to resort to using their thumbs or related digits for certain deeds due to the respective regidity, I meant, and you know what I meant, was a flacid PENIS vs. erect PENIS and its relative length compared to that person's thumb (note that I did not say "owner's" as I'm sure many have surrendered their bits to their respective mistress/master, though penile measurements as they relate to a significant other's various attributes would be an interesting study).

I should also clarify if the penile length supposed to be 3 times the length of the thumb's length, or the thumb's width. Not that it really matter's in my case - while flacid mine could be battering ram to a small clit depending. Thank goodness I'm not cut as that adds a few extra mm which has made a difference in those latter circumstances (sad, I know). Fortunately, I certainly can rise to the occasion and put many clits to shame - even when combined!

If this were actually true, I've been shortchanged by 3", so either I have a long thumb or a short...

Great, more crazy information that I will carry around for the rest of my life. I swear, I remember these facts and yet can never remember where I put my car keys. lol

......you got me!