>> ASIAN LADY

>> Tom was at the currency exchange window at the local bank.

>> Just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady.

>> She was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was a little

>> irritated.

>> She asked the teller, 'Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat

> dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty?

>> The teller said 'That was yesterday's exchange rate. Today's

> exchange rate is different.'

>> Asian lady said 'I want yesterday rate, why it change?'

>> The teller shrugged her shoulders and said, 'Fluctuations'.

>> The Asian lady says, 'Fluc you white people, too'.