I hope this is not offensive to you. But in todays world such subjects don't seem taboo.

The Chinese Doctor

While in China , Jon is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes in the morning to find his private covered with bright green and purple spots.

Horrified, Jon immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells Jon to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you --- you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it.'

Jon looks a little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.'

The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate.'

Jon screams in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion.'

The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want but surgery is your only choice.'

The next day, Jon seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD Vely rare disease.'

Jon says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate!'

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs:

'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!'

'Oh, Thank God!' Jon replies.

'Yes,' says the Chinese doctor, 'You no worry! Wait two weeks. Faw off by itself!

LOL! And cheaper too!!

Not to hijack this good joke but there's another similar.

A man goes to the doctors as he is concerned about the orange color on his penis. The Doctor examines the patient's penis and is puzzled as to why the patient's penis is orange and orders all kinds of tests and whatnot and sends the patient home with orders to come back in a week for a followup.

One week later the patient visits the doctor again only to be told by the puzzled doctor that the test indicate that nothing is amiss. "But Doc." the patient says, "my penis is still orange colored! Can't you find out what is wrong?"

The doctor then orders a new series of tests and more and tells the patient to come back in another week. One week passes by and the Doctor can only admit to the patient that he is completely baffled by the case and begins to ask the patient about some of his habits to include his masturbation habits and more. "Doctor" the patients says, it's not that I am doing anything unusual or anything..gee, all I do is sit at home watching porno flicks while eating Cheetos" - Case solved..