Smile for the navy
Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:00 pm
Subject: Smile
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> > > I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new
> > >> shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food
> > >> court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
> > >> him..
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> > >> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:
> > >> green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
> > >> The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
> > >> When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
> > >> 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
> > >> in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my
> > >> food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he
> > >> would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat
> > >> an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once when I was in the Navy on a desolated island, and had sex
> > >> with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
> > >> son.'
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> > > I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new
> > >> shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food
> > >> court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
> > >> him..
> > >>
> > >> The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:
> > >> green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
> > >> The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
> > >> When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,
> > >> 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
> > >> in your life?' Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my
> > >> food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he
> > >> would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat
> > >> an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once when I was in the Navy on a desolated island, and had sex
> > >> with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my
> > >> son.'