>

> A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to

> the

> Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her

> new

> territory when she came upon the tiniest cabin she had ever seen in her

> life.

>

> Intrigued, she went up and knocked on the door.

>

> 'Anybody home?' she asked.

>

> 'Yep,' came a kid's voice through the door.

>

> 'Is your father there?' asked the social worker.

>

> 'Pa? Nope, he left afore Ma came in,' said the kid.

>

> 'Well, is your mother there?' persisted the social worker.

>

> 'Ma? Nope, she left just afore I got here,' said the kid.

>

> 'But,' protested the social worker, 'are you never together as

a family?'

> 'Sure, but not here,' said the kid through the door.

>

> 'This is the Outhouse!' (City folks are so dumb!!)

>