The FDA has just approved a new prescription drug to treat a far too common condition:

New FDA approved drug (http://www.hulu.com/watch/57489/onion-n ... y-cheerful)

Are you excessively perky? Then take this drug! ahhh the poor perky people...do they not have any shame!

Gee, I have been depressed so long I am not even sure what perky is anymore.

hahaaaaaaaaa... excellent find. I could get the gist of it from the title, but can't see the vid (it won't stream outside of the USA).

I can think immediately of two incessantly perky, constantly chirping birds at work who would be infinitely more bearable under the effects of such a drug. Anybody who has ever seen skits of the "two secretaries" from Kids In The Hall will know what I mean!

Very good, Jesus! Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

Anyone remember the first tranquilizer on the market back in the '50s, Miltown? The name they decided to use in the marketing was the name of a village near their lab. It just barely beat out the other name they were considering marketing it under, Damitol.