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Poisoned Testicles?

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:49 pm
by amahl_shukup (imported)
This may be a whole new, unexplored area of testicles and their uses:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2009/ja ... son-diners

Blowfish testicles poison seven in Japanese restaurantPolice question chef after unlicensed restaurant serves up deadly delicacyAssociated Press guardian.co.uk, Tuesday 27 January 2009 16.57 GMT Article history

Seven diners in northern Japan fell ill and three were still in hospital today after eating blowfish testicles prepared in a restaurant not authorised to serve the poisonous delicacy.

The owner of the restaurant in Tsuruoka city, who is also the chef, had no licence to serve blowfish and was being questioned on suspicion of professional negligence, police official Yoshihito Iwase said.

Iwase said the seven men ordered sashimi and grilled blowfish testicles at the restaurant last night.

Shortly after, they developed limb paralysis and breathing trouble and started to lose consciousness – typical signs of blowfish poisoning – and were rushed to a hospital for treatment.

A 68-year-old diner was in a critical condition with respiratory failure and two others, aged 55 and 69, were in serious condition, Iwase said.

"It's scary. If you go to a decent-looking restaurant that serves fugu, you would assume a cook has a proper fugu license," Iwase said, using the Japanese term for blowfish.

Blowfish poison, called tetrodotoxin, is nearly 100 times more poisonous than potassium cyanide, according to the Ishikawa health service association. Eating it can cause death within an hour and a half.

Three people died and 44 others became ill from blowfish poisoning in Japan in 2007 – most of them after catching the fish and cooking it at home, according to the health ministry.

Re: Poisoned Testicles?

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 12:54 pm
by amahl_shukup (imported)
Follow up item....my ex-wife had poisoned ovaries, as did her mother before her. Fucking her (the wife) was an experience from hell, or as Sam Kennison would have said..." FROM FUCKIN' HELLLLLL!!!" Her pussy (the way she treated it) might have been made of pure mink, was the rarest of delicacies, and not to be shared casually. That is why she is now my EX wife. I think in the 7 years I was married to her, I fucked her a grand total of 12 or 13 times. Thank God for cocktail waitresses, they shared their pussies with wild abandon, and I took advantage of every offer I got, which was a lot. I actually fucked cocktail waitress pussy about 8 or 9 times more than I did my EX-wife's. I even took one of them with me on a trip to Florida one Spring, we were so in LUST with each other. My wife stayed at home and ate bon-bons and took care of her rare and wondrous pussy. I wonder who she is torturing now?

Re: Poisoned Testicles?

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 1:06 pm
by Dave (imported)
Blowfish poisoning is not uncommon in Japan. It happens every year or two. Even the experienced chefs poison someone once in a while.

The surprising part of the news story is not the event itself but that the chef was unlicensed. It's suicidal to eat blowfish from an inexperienced or unlicensed chef. It looks pretty but...

Tetrodotoxin is one of the chief ingredients in the Voodoo zombie powder.