During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do

you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a

teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the

bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket

because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want

a bed near the window?'