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New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 2:05 pm
by tugon (imported)
For my next boyfriend:
1. He will become more sensitive to my needs.
2. He will enjoy cuddling as much as I do.
3. He will remember my birthday.
4. He will wake up in the morning and greet me with a smile.
5. He will love pillow talk and sharing our hopes and dreams.
6. He will love all the sweet things I do for him.
Now that is my idea of an enhanced male.
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:20 pm
by DeaconBlues (imported)
OH! OH! I KNOW! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO THIS!
I know JUST the thing that will achieve ALL SIX of the effects you are looking for in the "male enhancement" department. It is an ancient therapy discovered a long long long time ago, a "forgotten bit of medical wisdom" but it is easily more effective than any new wonder drug.
The therapy is called "money." Give "money" is copious ammounts, obscenely large ammounts, there is no such thing as an "overdose" of it. Administer the initial dose of "money" and observe the improvements... have successive doses on hand to administer as needed.
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 5:48 pm
by fhunter
DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:20 pm
The therapy is called "money." Give "money" is copious ammounts, obscenely large ammounts, there is no such thing as an "overdose" of it. Administer the initial dose of "money" and observe the improvements... have successive doses on hand to administer as needed.
Ah... this therapy is usually highly addictive... and sometimes requires higher and higher doses of medication...
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:50 am
by tugon (imported)
DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:20 pm
OH! OH! I KNOW! I KNOW JUST HOW TO DO THIS!
I know JUST the thing that will achieve ALL SIX of the effects you are looking for in the "male enhancement" department. It is an ancient therapy discovered a long long long time ago, a "forgotten bit of medical wisdom" but it is easily more effective than any new wonder drug.
The therapy is called "money." Give "money" is copious ammounts, obscenely large ammounts, there is no such thing as an "overdose" of it. Administer the initial dose of "money" and observe the improvements... have successive doses on hand to administer as needed.
Oh no, not again. At least it did not cost me copious amounts. I thought the relationship would be more honest if we developed a pricing schedule. Oh honey tonight I would like one from column A and two from column B and then we will settle up. Prostitution may be the oldest and most honest profession. At least you know the cost up front.
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 6:00 pm
by ramses (imported)
Sounds like you want your next boyfriend to be a female...
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:34 pm
by nullorchis (imported)
Sounds like your next boyfriend will be a dog, a real dog, nice dog. Man's BEST friend.
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 3:34 am
by calmeilles (imported)
nullorchis (imported) wrote: Tue Jan 27, 2009 11:34 pm
Sounds like your next boyfriend will be a dog, a real dog, nice dog. Man's BEST friend.
As Lilly Savage (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_O%27Grady) said - easy to feed, simple to house train and always eager to lick your crotch when you get home.
Matthew
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:04 am
by Hash (imported)
And what does this have to do with a pill?
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 8:11 am
by tugon (imported)
Hash (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:04 am
And what does this have to do with a pill?
There are many pills advertised for male sexual enhancement. In my experience with my last BF he did not need sexual enhancement but his romantic/emotional self needed enhancement.
Re: New Male Enhancement Pill!
Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:55 pm
by twaddler (imported)
"Now that is my idea of an enhanced male."
I wholeheartedly agree.
