Tips from CARP
Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:21 pm
(CARP is the Canadian Association of Retired People)
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are finished, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year-olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are finished, you will have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+ year-old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.
Q: Why should 60+ year-old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+ year-olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is a problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+ year-olds look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+ year-olds when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'