Here's a new pick up line for EA members:\

"Hi there, is that a burdizo in your pocket or you just glad to see me."

I didn't make this up...I saw it online.

Oo I had a bizzare experience re. this joke recently.

I go outside at work for a smoke, and this guy is out there with all the regulars that I've never seen before. He has (for real) a banana sticking out of his pocket, so I asked, with a stupid grin on my face, "is that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" He, who turns out to be a brand new hire, walks up to me and says "what did you say, faggot?" Everyone out there (who I've known for years) sorta gasps, and figuring he is just joking, I said it again. Then he punched me in the face, fuckin' hard. Knocked me right back, busted my glasses, split my lip.

As I'm getting up, some of the guys just force Puncho the Clown into the building. Talk about embarrasing.

At least the guy got fired on the spot . Would have preferred being allowed to give him one back, though... I hate fights and suck at them 'cuz I've never played that game, but it would have felt good to to give him a clean one-two on the nose.