Yoli here, being quite surreptitious behind locked doors.

I'm near 100% after last week's illness and that's a good thing...appetite hearty, pre-Xmas dinner cocktails and the dinner wine riding easily in my widdle tummy. But I just needed to get away from the mob for a brief while and hear the sounds of silence. What better place than the EA?!

Hope no one notices my absence, especially the adoring and equally adored offspring of my sister and brother-in-law. They DO seem to cling a bit.

Over at the big house there are over twenty-five guests (and there will STILL be leftover food and desserts...Yayyyy!) and, frankly, I needed some alone time...not much, just a few minutes; Then I'll hurl myself back into the fray, still clad in my cute little Santa's Elf attire, have another toddy, and give in to the usual request to take off my boots, be boosted atop the mantel over the fireplace in the dining room (it's wide and there are 12 foot ceilings.) and do my "signature" rendition of "I Saw Mommy Castra...errrr...Kissing Santa Claus". That'll be a special treat for my brother-in-law since he has a thing for my feet and he stands very close to the mantle with them almost at eye level. Heck, my sister has equally pretty feet but what can I say? I'm thinking about rubbing garlic between my toes so when he gets really close...Bad Yoli! As ir is, a bit of perfume will be dabbed on and THAT will drive him crazy.

The aforementioned Herr Claus was, as always, too generous this year, though I won't list the loot for fear of seeming boastful. The bonus from my bosses was, well, WOW! and for that I'm grateful. (You tell me I'm indispensable, then pay me so well that I can retire wayyyy early. You fools!)

Barry, as promised (and mentioned in my "Hate being sick" post), drove the absent boss's mom on her last-minute shopping venture, NOT in the Mangusta! (also mentioned), and they became instant buddies. After a mercifully brief raid on the mall, she wanted to buy him a drink, which led to another, and another. Now you can more easily understand why he was not entrusted with that exotic car.

They became so "Buddy", in fact, that when she asked him if he and I were an item, as in GF and BF, if we were planning marriage and kids, he actually told her "No, just good friends, and I can't father children." She pressed as to why and HE TOLD HER HE HAD BEEN CASTRATED! OMG! I nearly had a cow when he told me that.

For her part, according to Barry, the lady put her hand on his and said, "Well, dear, I'm so sorry...accident? Disease?" Barry told her it was by choice and said she sat glassy-eyed and speechless for a moment, then ordered another drink. God only knows what she must think. I'll bet if he'd offered to show her proof she'd have invited him home on the spot.

Anyway, I need to do some vocal warm-ups and prepare for my big mantel musical moment. I hope all here had at least some joy today, especially in remembering the real reason for the season.

Mi,mi,mi,meeeeeeee. Tralalalalaaaaa...cough...giggle.

Love and all that's thus implied,

Yolanda The Singing Elfette,

On The Mantel, Sweetly Singing And Pointing Her Toes At My Perv BIL.

Hmm, is there a glitch in the system, or is there a reason for the double post of this topic?

amahl_shukup (imported) wrote: Fri Dec 26, 2008 6:22 pm Hmm, is there a glitch in the system, or is there a reason for the double post of this topic?

Reason? Why, certainly!

You see, I knew you would be so enthralled by my little effort that you would want to read it TWICE!

Sad to say, the "second printing" has been excised.

Luv,

Yoli

Or, just perhaps, we have all sobered up and are no longer seeing double.

Yoli,

Glad you're feeling better! Whew! I hate it went I'm sick. I'm wondering if your boss's mom will question you about your relationship with Barry. She might want to know why you are so friendly with a eunuch. I can't help believe that her curiosity will eventually get the best of her. What's your planned answer if (when) this happens? Also, do you think most women would envy your situation? I do.

Yoli here, in response to the above post by Hash(imoto):D

Yep, up wayyyyy early again...CHIT!

I too am wondering when both shoes will drop re Barry's revelation to the lady.

I can't imagine there'll be any negative aspect to her curiosity unless she decides to make an issue of it with her son (one of our junior law partners.)

Even at that, I doubt that the big dogs at the firm would do anything other than to tell him, should he get all talky, to STFU and "Don't tread on Yoli. She's the Princess around here!" Besides, he and I get along very well, often having working lunches together and even being together when the office Happy Hour Team practices.

I questioned a slightly tipsy Barry re just how much detail he revealed to her and he swears he said nothing more than that he felt it was the right choice for him. Thankfully, he didn't mention his mother's involvement or his fear of darker desires that plagued him prior to his snipping (and which have not resurfaced for years, I'm delighted to say.)

She did, however, say something to Barry that amazed him (and ME!), that being that she'd like to see "proof" sometime. Ruh Roh! Well, she was on her third Mojito

I'll be meeting with her right after New Year's to have a confab re a charitable event we're part of the planning committee for. I'm fairly certain that she'll broach the subject of Barry's revelation at that time and I'll be ready to coolly and with great aplomb dance around the matter. Or, I'll panic and, as our ranch foreman says "Be dancin' like a gob o' spit on a hot griddle." I think I'll handle it well enough. I didn't arrive as a stowaway in the last shipment of rutabagas, y'know!

Now, there may be some deeper underlying interest in castration simmering within the lady but I'll have to deal with that as it comes. Even if she is more "into" the topic than I guess, I won't reveal the existence of the KiKaKo (KinkyKastrationKoven) nor offer her membership therein.

Bear in mind that Barry did NOT reveal my interest in castration nor hint at the existence of the KiKaKo. So far as she will know I just happen to have a friend who lost his ballsies well before met him...true that.

Re your "envy", are you female? I've always thought otherwise. In any event I can say that some of the members of the KiKaKo, those that have no direct sexual involvement with Barry, might well envy me and a very select few who do. Of the dozen or so members that are active, only four of us have touchy-feely privileges although all members may freely peek between his legs upon request.

Well, here I sit. I have no need to be up this early but I suppose I'm in that groove. Given the amazing number of hunting/fishing ventures I make within a year this might be a good thing, in that I'm always functional, able to drive a tow vehicle, drive a fast bass boat, manage a hunt, shoot a deer, etc, while in this mode.

Still, I do relish waking up at Noon now and then, showering, and having a more "normal" days as might be expected of a spoiled-rotten little wench like your Yoli.

Luv to all and sundry,

Yoli

Yoli,

Thanks for the great post. What an interesting life you seem to live. I suppose that's what I envy, you are involved with so many different people in so many different ways. I am a eunuch, Dr. Kimmel finished the job in March 2006. I like being a eunuch and have a great relationship with my wife, but no one else. My wife has a best friend who I'd like to include in our fun, but my wife would never go for it. My wife's friend knows that I'm at least partially castrated, maybe even totally, I'm not sure what my wife has told her. She's divorced and lonely and sometimes calls me just to chat. I don't know what to think, though I would never initiate physical contact with her without my wife being involved. My wife does like sex and uses some of my testosterone cream to enhance her sexual desire. What a difference it's made, she's definitely more sexually aggressive. I could get into the lurid details, but it's not appropriate here. However, some time ago I told her that I like to be called "eunuch" and urged her to use the word "castrated/castration" when we're sexually engaged, because mentally I said, it turns me on (and it does for some odd reason). I give her all my attention and have told her that eunuchs enjoy & prefer bringing women to orgasm. (I don't know if that's true for all eunuchs, but it's true for me). Now when she starts to get excited, she uses both words and recently she said that she was glad I was a eunuch and wished that she could have "cut off my balls." That was an unbelievable thing to hear and I was stunned. She soon left the stratosphere (sexually speaking) and I just laid there, no orgasm, but none the less very stimulated and happy. Happy that I could please her. I guess in a heightened state of arousal people will let go of their inhibitions and say things that they suppress. In many ways I am a fortunate eunuch.

Yoli, I hope that you continue to explore and receive the undying attention of even more eunuchs. Could you write about the activities of the Koven? Fantasy stories are good, but reality is even better!