I guess most here know about this "event", and I hate to miss out on the fun. I hatched a plot last night.

I invited a perfectly normal guy I occasionally hunt and fish with over for breakfast (He thought he was gonna get lucky, but no >^..^< for him!) Why did I invite a guy over so early? Well, here's what I've had him doing since 8 AM;

We're selecting various businesses at random from the phone book. I pick one and he calls and shouts "I'm calling in STRAIGHT, you bitches, and if you try to fire me I'm gonna come over there and slug you silly!" Then we crack up and select another victim.

So far he's made eleven calls:D

I'll bet the Marine Corps recruiter is still scratching his head.

I'm sooooo bad!

(Thank you, Sir! May I have another?)

Yoli

And you thought I was still on my meds!

PS: Even the ever-serious Ash(leigh) is laughing!

SHAME ON YOU! Naughty child! I bet when you were a kid you were the one phoning up the stores... "Do you have Prince Albert in a can?"

I actually did do that sort of prank back when I was a kid, before the days of caller i.d., hell, when I was a kid rotary dial phones were still new.

I might just have to do a few "call in straight" phone calls, but I need to "borrow" someone else's cell phone for this.

...Is your refrigerator running?

...you'd better go catch it!