Yoli here!

I'm not certain as to WHERE to post this, so if the almighty, omni-impotent, super-sweet, mod gods need to move it that's fine. Just leave a hand-scribbled note on my computer screen as to where look for it, 'K?

Here goes...

One of the members of KiKaKo (The rather private Kinky Kastration Koven of which I am President Emeritus and currently Sergeant at Arms)

has a "situation" some here might offer an opinion on.

She is a nice person, late 30-ish, not a beauty but attractive and with an amazing figure despite having popped two pups (I learned THAT terminology from the ranch foreman.) She is married to a seemingly nice man who has no idea that she's every bit so fascinated by castration as is La Yoli and had been since before their nuptials. He earns a great living, is nice-looking, and generally spoils her semi-rotten. The kids are in their early teens and are well-mannered good kids. So what's the beef?

Like many women, her >^..^<, though highly responsive (and delicious...trust me,) is one of those where a bit of both labia minora are exposed 24/7.

To my eye that's fine, and the two tidy tabs are where I like to begin, if you get my drift, when demonstrating my Sapphic talents. Hubby Dearest, on the other paw, thinks she should spread 'em for one of the better-known cosmetic surgeons here in town so that these little love tabs can be excised, leaving her >^..^< looking "less experienced" and more like my tight little bivalve mollusk (See: Plump Widdle Clam.) She is horrified by the thought (so am I!) and says that she doesn't want to give up the pleasure they afford.

Last evening, over her third toddy, she said she had a feeling that lying down and exposing her privates for such an operation would equate to some sort of symbolic castration in retribution for both her castration interest so well as her outside-marriage fun and games with me, a couple of other girls in the KiKaKo, and Barry T. Eunuch.

Mind you, I don't espouse marital infidelity ('cept when it involves BigGuy, me, AND his lovely bride all a-pile in a happy heap.) Still, I made it clear to her that having a cosmetic procedure and "castration" are two separate matters indeed. If SHE chooses to grant his wish, then it's NOT punishment, especially since he is, and will remain (I hope) totally unaware that she is bisexual and has had sex with other women AND a eunuch.

She doesn't WANT to do this, not even to please him.

So, being ever the devious and inventive girl, I came up with a plan. Awww, admit it. You just KNEW I would. Here 'tis...

Y'see, I've seen pictures and one short vid of them doing the dirty deed, and OUTDOORS at that. It's readily apparent that hubby has a nice big peepee and that it's not circumsized...and therein lies the trump card.

She's mentioned that he loves impromptu BJs, such as when they're on the water, tromping about the fields and forest, on the road, etc. However, since he's not trimmed there is often an offensive odor. Let's not get into detail save to say that more than once she's been a member of the sorority called Smelta Smegma Pi. Yukko!

When he's all clean and sweet she loves performing oral on him and he's never figured out just WHY she pays so much attention to the orbs 'neath his peepee (or above if he's doing a handstand at the time) So, here's the dealio she's gonna offer him; "I'll have my >^..^< trimmed if your gets the SAME treatment." If he agrees (Phat Chantz!) then she's happy to go for it. If he doesn't, well, not only will she keep her two tiny pull-tabs but he gets NO MORE BJs unless he's squeaky clean...no matter how urgent his need.

And...HE has to undergo 'cision before SHE hops onto the operating table.

It took me all of 3.68 seconds to hatch that plot. Whaddya think, dear friends?

On a related note (C Sharp, in fact.); I went for my regular ek-chay up-yay last week, the one where I get to show my Gyn. type my treasure. She has a new nurse and I happened to be looking right at her when my little ussy-pay was exposed to view. I solemnly swear, that nurse's eyes widened and she LICKED HER LIPS ever so slightly when she got her first glance. I'm currently in Shaved Mode and she seemed to be really (and rather unprofessionally) taken by the sight. Not that I mind, mind you, and I think I'm going to find a way to begin an exploratory conversation with her. She's in her late 20s, I'd guess, about 5'4", brunette, and is wonderfully and ever-so-slightly chubby. Mmmmmmm...A perfect cold weather companion. Ash(leigh) is gonna roll her eyes and say "Good Grief, Yoli! Another one?" To which Yoli will reply, and truthfully, "Ash, you are always Number One, but if this works out I suspect you'll get a share."

Now, whether or not I'll be able to discern the newbie's suitability for KiKaKo membership is quite another matter. Extreme caution is dictated here.

Time for your meds, Yoli. OK...MORE KAWFEE!(and another bear claw too!)

Love to all, with no exceptions.

Yoli

Your Christmas Elfette in San Antonio (That's in Texiz, don'tcha kneaux?)

Pee?Yess!!: In case you are not aware (Shame on you!) my beloved Sooners of Oklahoma U. will represent the Big12 South in the LargeDozen Championship Game, v. the Tiggers of The U. of Misery, North Division Champs. The game is to be played, in arctic conditions, no doubt, at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas Ceety and I WILL BE THERE! If we win that one we are virtually a lock to play for the National C'Ship in the Orange Bowl Game...dat's in Myammy, BTW.

As the camera pans the crowd next Sat. look for what seems to be a shivering but adorable Eskimo (Eskimette?) That'll prolly be your Yoli. Ash(leigh) may attend as well, so use the tall blonde as a reference point.

We leave on Thursday, will spend Thursday night with friends in Norman OK, (home of OU!), drive the rest of the way and party our adorable hineys off Friday night in KC, attend the game, party (or mourn) some more, recover on Sunday, then drive back on Monday and Tuesday (or fly back on Monday if there's some issue at the office.)

My prediction: OU 47 Misery 24. If you saw what we did to OSWhom (Okie State, AKA Okie Lite) last Saturday you'll understand my confident attitude (61-41 it was!)

Why are my PeeYesses longer than my topic posts? Well, it's just that I hate to leave you:)

Yo'

Now, will you all join hands and voice in singing "Boomer Sooner"? Amen.

This will work.

We have a running two-for-one joke. Perhaps they need a 2-4 agreement (maybe without even being too specific on his part! Afterall, Mexico is not far.

IMHO,

It shouldn't be up for discussion in the 1st place. Plastic Surgery shouldn't EVER be done to please someone else. Even if he agrees, she won't be happy in the long run...of course if he goes first and then she chickens out...she can make it up to him with lots and lots of BJ's I suppose...

Batman

Why not have her "come out of the closet" and admit her desires and impulses to her husband with you by her side. Have her tell him that she likes her pull tabs and will not part with them but would be willing to involve him with your group if he wants. From what you've said about him, I think he might be willing to try something new and that might get his mind off of her having plastic surgery. It's psychology, to divert one's attention from something that they're focused on, introduce something that they might like even more, something more wonderful or more titillating. What man could resist you Yoli?

I find the whole idea of triming labia, just dreadful. They are so beautiful and the bigger, the better. Why would someone want to make them smaller? It's just CRAZY...

ramses (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:09 pm I find the whole idea of triming labia, just dreadful. They are so beautiful and the bigger, the better. Why would someone want to make them smaller? It's just CRAZY...

I couldn't agree with you more Ramses! Maybe he should have to sit through the Vagina monologues.

I still maintain you should NEVER have plastic surgery to make someone else happy. If you are happy with how you are/look, and you change it for someone else's tastes YOU won't be happy anymore. What happens if they divorce in the future?

I guess my point is that it doesn't matter whether anyone thinks her labia are too big except for the OWNER of the labia (or breasts, nose, ears, tummy..etc)

You ONLY do it for yourself, not someone else.

Batman

P.S. I'm sorry for being redundant, it just makes me mad.

Batman (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:18 pm I couldn't agree with you more Ramses! Maybe he should have to sit through the Vagina monologues.

I still maintain you should NEVER have plastic surgery to make someone else happy. If you are happy with how you are/look, and you change it for someone else's tastes YOU won't be happy anymore. What happens if they divorce in the future?

I guess my point is that it doesn't matter whether anyone thinks her labia are too big except for the OWNER of the labia (or breasts, nose, ears, tummy..etc)

You ONLY do it for yourself, not someone else.

Batman

P.S. I'm sorry for being redundant, it just makes me mad.

playing devil's advocate here.

what you've said is all very well, a noble sentiment and all that, but what if someone gets their joy, their satisfaction, their inner peace from changing it for someone else's taste?

Lets mince no words here, the eunch.org community is very strongly tied to the bdsm community, and one strong aspect of bdsm is to be changed, against one's will, to suit the will of the dominant one. And inherently, twisted as it may be, many subs do derive a sense of satisfaction from that, even though they may have been changed unwillingly.

So CAN we still strongly say "you do it for yourself and no one else" especially on a board like this, or should we consider that things are not so simple, and that on eunuch.org, there really isn't a pedestal anyone can stand on?

Ms Pink has a point. --FLO--

punkypink (imported) wrote: Tue Dec 02, 2008 3:37 pm playing devil's advocate here.

So CAN we still strongly say "you do it for yourself and no one else" especially on a board like this, or should we consider that things are not so simple, and that on eunuch.org, there really isn't a pedestal anyone can stand on?

In THIS case Yoli said the woman in question doesn't want to have it done. She also didn't indicate a BDSM situation exists between the couple. I would also point out in a master/slave relationship she would be ordered to have it done vs being asked to have it done. I didn't think the fact that Yoli asked on eunuch.org was relevant other than asking for other's opinions and she has people here who listen and like her.

I was thinking in terms of the 'regular' for lack of a better word world at large. I'm not personally into the BDSM scene so in that context I guess I don't have a strong opinion what a submissive should do. I just think permanent alterations should be wanted, and in this case they clearly are not wanted.

Batman

It is her body, her decision. If she doesn't want to have her "tabs" trimmed then that's her decision, end of story.

About her husband and the bj's and getting circed. Her mouth is also part of her body. She has the right to demand that his "area in question" be kept "properly cleaned" and she has the right to refuse to "do it" if the area is not properly clean. I don't know if she has the right to demand that he get circed, but she does have the right to demand a certain level of cleanliness and hygene. By the way, she might inform her husband that maintaining proper clenliness and hygene in the "area in question" has health benefits for him as well.