A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: 'Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: 'Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband said so.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'

Wife: 'Oh.'

Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora, the gardener did.'

SHE GOT THE RAISE.

Damn Straight she did!

This one has set dormant and un-noticed for toooooo long and needs to be put back at the head of the line.

Good humor deserves a bump.

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2011 3:59 am This one has set dormant and un-noticed for toooooo long and needs to be put back at the head of the line.

I agree.

I hear Deacon Blues used to be a gardener. --FLO--

In this world of hi-tech shorthand, I have noticed that many, who text message and email, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.

Those of you, who fall into this world, please take note of the statement below:

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Heheh...My name just happens to be Jack...and I am an uncle...no horse though...thank goodness....dragonfly (Jack)

DeaconBlues (imported) wrote: Sun Jan 02, 2011 8:13 pm In this world of hi-tech shorthand, I have noticed that many, who text message and email, have forgotten the "art" of capitalization.

Those of you, who fall into this world, please take note of the statement below:

Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Thank you, its 1:49 in the morning and everybody needs a good laugh before bed.

River