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One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:08 pm
by FianceeUvBigGuy (imported)
Nothing to report. After all, I've never had a child and I'm under Four-Oh.

Still, I like to plan ahead and get things in readiness.

Check back in a few years, K?

Yoli

The Funniest Bunny In The Hutch.

PS: Wait a sec...If MILF means Mother I'd Like (to) ---k, wouldn't I be a MY(ou'd)L(to)---k? (If you could, that is.)

My head hertz,

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:50 pm
by Paolo
Copyright infringement.

Mac will get you...

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:53 pm
by A-1 (imported)
FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:08 pm Nothing to report. After all, I've never had a child and I'm under Four-Oh.

Still, I like to plan ahead and get things in readiness.

Check back in a few years, K?

Yoli

The Funniest Bunny In The Hutch.

PS: Wait a sec...If MILF means Mother I'd Like (to) ---k, wouldn't I be a MY(ou'd)L(to)---k? (If you could, that is.)

My head hertz,

In which case never settle for ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION when the real thing is available, probably in your area... 🙄

...well, you can always adopt a pet and then be its mother...

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:47 pm
by Batman (imported)
FianceeUvBigGuy (imported) wrote: Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:08 pm Nothing to report. After all, I've never had a child and I'm under Four-Oh.

Still, I like to plan ahead and get things in readiness.

Check back in a few years, K?

Yoli

The Funniest Bunny In The Hutch.

PS: Wait a sec...If MILF means Mother I'd Like (to) ---k, wouldn't I be a MY(ou'd)L(to)---k? (If you could, that is.)

My head hertz,

What the heck is a MILF these days...supposedly "older" women represent this, but Jessica Alba, Heather Silk are two 20 somethings who have both had babies and are MILFS in my book...Until last year Nicole Kidman wasn't technically a MILF but in the supposed age range...stupid labels :D

Batman

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 4:19 am
by The Lurker (imported)
No, no, older women (mothers or not) are COUGARS! Rrrrrroar!

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 6:42 am
by randy (imported)
As decided by my friends and me in '02 at the council of "1/2 men 1/2 amazing": Milfs can be age 35 and up but never can be referred to as a milf if she is not old enough to be your mother.

a cougar is as attractive woman between the ages of 40-59. she may be a milf or not but what makes her a cougar is that she pursues men in their 20s.

yoli, you are neither of those. i have not seen you but you have the qualifications to make one fine... barracuda.

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:34 am
by Riverwind (imported)
I guess I am getting old, I have no idea what you guys are talking about with one exception but MacWolf will need to address that.

River

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 8:55 am
by kristoff
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:34 am I guess I am getting old, I have no idea what you guys are talking about with one exception but MacWolf will need to address that.

River

MILF = Mothers I'd Like to Fuck

Re: One Day In The Life Of A MILF

Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2008 9:03 am
by A-1 (imported)
Riverwind (imported) wrote: Sat Nov 01, 2008 7:34 am I guess I am getting old, I have no idea what you guys are talking about with one exception but MacWolf will need to address that.

River

MILF means little to River and I because our mothers are long gone.

What we need is a Bunch of 20 -30- something sharp-looking females looking for...

GILF

...or Grandfathers I'd Like to Fuck...