Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee

machine , inhales a big breath of air, and tells her that her hair

smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to

a supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.

The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks, "What's sexually

threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget!!"

LOL! That's a good one. In reality I imagine that the world of a midget is different in so many ways with crowded elevators being one. Wince!

Ron