After a medical conference three surgeons are standing around a coffee pot bragging. The first surgeon says: "My most remarkable case was this potato farmer in Maine that lost a hand to a potato picking machine. I sutured his hand back on and he is a concert pianist today." That's nothing, the surgeon from Nebraska says, I had a patient who lost a leg in a combine, after sewing him back together he became a gold medal Olympian in track." I got ya's both beat drawls the surgeon from Texas, (where everything is bigger and better) I had this one cowboy that was riding his horse along the road when he got hit by an 18 wheeler. It was a horrible accident by the time I got to the poor fella all I had to work with was a cowboy hat and a horse's ass and that man is president of the United States today!

LOL, Thank you for that one, it made my day. Already forwarding to friends.

So that's how it happened!

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