A couple rules to live by.

[chilliwilli (imported)]

Before I became impotent I enjoyed the passive sport of pursuing women. A caged animal, but an animal none the less. My buddy, who was molested in foster care with a whole other mess of issues, enjoyed hustling women. Anyway, some of his follies where amazing. I had already developed some rules to live by. I think these rules are still relevant to straight or bi eunuchs so here they are.

1. Always try to find something beautiful about the woman you are with. Beauty is worth looking for and when you find it in her, bring it out.

2. Never lie to a woman about her beauty. (If she's a bitch try to keep her calm, you keep control, get her what she needs and get out.) Tell her she has a beautiful pussy as you shut her down, she will always come back to you with a smile, cause remember she's a bitch.

3. This is the most important rule and indirectly relates to the others. Always complete what you start and never tell her you can or will do something you won't. This will come back to haunt you everytime. And do a good job.

4.If she has terminal genital odor all agreements for said work are null and void. (This one is especially important for a eunuch. Unless you happen to have a large phillips in your pocket your tooled out, and this one could put you on the disabled list for a good long time.)

the disgruntled domestic who still loves women in all forms, colors and ways.

chilli-

[genderless (imported)]

LMAO!

[chilliwilli (imported)]

LMAO!

Hey...just try to keep a straight face!

no shame in my game!

chilli-