Two little kids are in a hospital lying on stretchers next to each other

outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little

nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done

when I was four. They put you to sleep and when you wake up they give

you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says,"A Circumcision."

The second kid says, "Whoa, Good luck buddy. I had that done when I

was born. Couldn't walk for a year."

If i submit to this will it get me onto disability for a year? Of course, I just might submit anyway.