Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Operator: "I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are talking about".

Caller: "On page 1, section 5 of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"

If you had an uncle, let's say his name was "Jack," and while the two of you were hunting you had to climb over a fence, but you uncle Jack got hung up on the fence.... Would you help your uncle Jack off?

I DO have an uncle Jack. And if you'd ever seen him you'd understand why my answer to that would a resounding YES !!!

I don't know about your uncle but, I remember a train that stopped in the forest to let the lumberjack off. --FLO--

Of course, when entering a building you should always take your hat and jacket off. --FLO--

Uncle Flo (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 23, 2008 5:24 pm Of course, when entering a building you should always take your hat and jacket off. --FLO--

Painful, painful and delightful.