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bad pun

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:19 pm
by twaddler (imported)
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

Re: bad pun

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:01 pm
by kristoff
twaddler (imported) wrote: Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:19 pm Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one and let the other one off.

Oh, groan. Not bad, but you do have a way to go to earn an Andrew Award.

Re: bad pun

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:21 pm
by MacTheWolf (imported)
kristoff wrote: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:01 pm Oh, groan. Not bad, but you do have a way to go to earn an Andrew Award.

Shouldn't there be physical prizes given to the Andrew Award Winner? Here are some ideas to a pun master:

• Drinking beer with Talula after a spaghetti dinner.

• BBQ at the Nun's home restaurant

• Pancake Breakfast at Riverwind's.

• Entertained by Uncle Flo dancing the highland fling in the full Scottish kilt and by Daughter in a mini-kilt.

Re: bad pun

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 6:39 am
by Paolo
At least he was eating the fireworks, unlike this celebrated dumbass:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4xRPfgcbs4

Re: bad pun

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 7:26 am
by genderless (imported)
The video was much more funny than the pun!:)