An ugly biker walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face.

'What are you so happy about?' asks the barman.

'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!'

'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky guy. Was she pretty?'

'Dunno...Never found the head.'

Hey Gil. You are on a roll, my man.

Gil, that is just plain sick, THANK YOU

River

Ahh, did you have to ruin that for me too!!!

But I did hear that train stations are a nice place to meet nice hairy gentle-men.

chilliwilli (imported) wrote: Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:27 am Ahh, did you have to ruin that for me too!!!

But I did hear that train stations are a nice place to meet nice hairy gentle-men.

Why did this ruin anything? I still enjoy a cold one now and then. You don't?

Yes sir-

...as long as I don't have guilt about it I can spill one cold one after another!;) But I'm safe, and keep my parties to a minimum. Now you boys behave, and if I hear one more person say jesus was an asshole I'm cutting everyone off.

yes mamm and sir but mostly mamm,

chilli

ohh no..chilliwilli is getting so very dizzy...woop now silliwilli...ohh I better sit down before I fall or am carried away...my silli silli willi...emmm