A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon

a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were five symbols. It was

considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three

thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the

museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the

ancient symbols. They held a huge meeting after months of conferences

to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society

pointed at the first drawing and said: "This looks like a woman. We can

judge that it was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You

can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a

donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the

soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means

they even had tools to help them." Even further proof of their high

intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth,

whereby the food didn't grow, they would take to the sea for food. The

last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were

evidently Hebrews.

The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old man stood up in

the back of the room and said, "Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left.

It says: 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman.'"