We know what you are, we're just haggling over the price
Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:03 pm
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I want to have SEX with you right now! I will drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend advised, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady replied, "Failed! That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters!
The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend advised, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. What happened?" the girlfriend asked.
The lady replied, "Failed! That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters!