Tell A Waitress You'l Eat Anthing She Puts On Your Plate And See What Happens

Mmm... I'll have a double furburger with olives!

Order the sheep herder's special. Cup of coffee and a piece of ewe!

twaddler (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:24 am Mmm... I'll have a double furburger with olives!

I hate olives but double the fur and extra mayo.

BTW

How do you recognize the Head Nurse at a hospital?

She's the one with the dirty knees.

Back in the days when I sold stereo equipment my boss traveled a lot and was a bit of a pig. He felt that it was his right to bother the female flight attendants. On one flight she became so frustrated with him that she finally told him "I will get you TWA coffe, TWA soda, TWA milk but you are not getting any TWA tea.

He was rather impressed by her handling of the situation and had a great deal of fun relaying the story. His behaviors did not improve.

Anyone too young to remember there was an airline by the name of TWA, Trans World Airlines.

Muffer (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:00 am Tell A Waitress You'l Eat Anthing She Puts On Your Plate And See What Happens

I used to hang out in a topless bar for lunch. If you got there early, you could get a table that was connected to the stage where the girls danced. One of the girls liked to take it all off. One day as I was spooning my soup, I discovered her squating directly over my bowl in the nude. Wow!

On another note, I used to walk into my favorite sushi bar and tell the chef to "Surprise me." Usually it was both edible and delicious although somewhat daunting to look at.

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tugon (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 10:09 am she finally told him "I will get you TWA coffee, TWA soda, TWA milk but you are not getting any TWA tea.

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Air stewardesses generally learn to cope with anything. I was on a flight when some obnoxious pig across the aisle from where I sat put his hand up the stewardess's skirt.

She leant over him and said "Do be careful,sir. There's one asshole up there already."

twaddler (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:24 am Mmm... I'll have a double furburger with olives!

Way back when I was in High School, we were at a restaurant, and when the server asked what we wanted, one of my friends said, completely straight-faced and serious, "I'd like a blond, to go, with no dressing please."

Muffer (imported) wrote: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:00 am Tell A Waitress You'l Eat Anthing She Puts On Your Plate And See What Happens

Many years ago, when i was on the road as a long haul trucker (i'm local now, or maybe just loco), i used to tell my friends that i've eaten in truck stops in the south where the chef's name was bubba and the menu was the food stains on his apron. When you're hungry and there's not many places to park a tractor with a 53ft. trailer, you'll eat just about anything!

- snoopy

When I was just out of highschool, I had a good friend whos nickname was Beans.

At the restraunt one day, the waitress, feeling funny, asked him,

"Coffee, Beans?"

he was so fast with his response I couldn't believe it;

"No... Tea, bag!"