THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a sug-gestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece

of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?"

"They will grow larger over a period of years" my husband replies.

I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

He is still alive and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a

straw.

, LOL, true so true, but to dangerous to say out loud in my house.