Osama is killed by a U.S. Cruise missile and goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do with you." says the devil. "You're on my list but there's just no room." The devil says to Osama, "I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go and you can take their place. I'll even let you decide who gets to leave."

Osama thought that sounded pretty good and agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it was Dick Cheney trying to explain our entrance into the Iraq war and getting pelted with rocks by democrats. Osama told the devil, "I could get killed in there so thank you, no."

The devil took him to the second room where Osama saw Martha Stewart with a sledge hammer breaking rocks all day. Osama said, "I have a bad back now so this won't do either."

The devil opened a third door. In it Osama saw Bill Clinton, naked, lying on his back and his legs stalked out in spread-eagle fashion.. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky doing what she did best: priming the pump. Osama look at the scene in disbelief and said, "Yeah, I think I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said......"Okay, Monica, you're free to go."

*snicker*