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Did I say that???

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This supposedly happened at the University of Western Ontario last year. In an introduction to human biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen, which gives the sperm all the energy they need for their journey.

A female freshman raised her hand and asked, “If I understand you correctly, you’re saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?”

“That's correct,” responded the professor, going on to add statistical info.

Raising her hand again, she asked, “Then why doesn't it taste sweet?”

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing.

The poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class, never to return.

However, as she was going out the door, the professor's reply was classic. Totally straight-faced he answered her question. “If you remembered your lessons, you’d know it doesn't taste sweet because the taste buds for sweetness are on the tip of your
tongue and not the back of your throat…. Have a good day.”
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I still marvel at that experience with a guy last year who had this super-tasty sweet semen. It was soo delicious. :)
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twaddler (imported) wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:42 pm I still marvel at that experience with a guy last year who had this super-tasty sweet semen. It was soo delicious. :)

My first boyfriend was a huge fan of cayenne pepper. He put it on everything. This is when I learned that your sperm's flavor is based off what you eat.

Of all the dicks I've sucked over the years, he was the best tasting.

With my first long-term boyfriend (3-years) we experimented with what he ate to get the best flavor. Never did get as good of flavor as my first bf. Pineapple helps a lot in the favor though since I couldn't get him to eat enough cayenne to have it pass through to his semen.
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