A man forgot to zip up his pants. A woman passes by and says "Your garage is open." The man asks her "Did you see my mustang?" She replies "No, I saw a mini with two flat tires."

Daughter,

Yoli here...

That's funny! It reminded me of a joke that BigGuy told us once upon a time. I guess it's the Army version...here goes.

The General was in such a hurry to get to his office that he forgot to zip up when he got dressed that morning. He walked into headquarters and as he passed the young female soldier at the front desk she noticed his oversight.

She followed him into his office and said "Uh, Sir, I believe you left the barracks door open this morning.", then pointed to the appropriate location.

The General hastily zipped up and as she turned to leave he asked "Well, young lady, did you happen to get a peek inside the barracks door?"

"Welllllll, yes Sir, I couldn't help it." the embarrassed girl said.

"Then perhaps you saw a handsome young trooper standing at attention." said the General.

"No, Sir, but I did see a tired old private asleep on a duffle bag." replied the young lady.

She made Corporal the next day.

Yoli

Out-of-work comedienne

Old One,,,

John Holmes gets drunk and goes to the zoo. At the elephants cage he sees them spraying water with their trunks so he whips his out and takes a piss...

...One elephant looks at the other elephant and says, "ain't that cute?"

...the other elephants says, "...yes, but I bet he can't pick up a peanut with it!".

I'm also have a mini with 2 flat tires in my garage.