Riverwind (imported) wrote: Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:48 pm I have a (must I say this) a daughter in law that moved in with me with my son and there baby. I explained that diapers when out the back door into a trash bucked I set up there and it would be taken to the trash daily. Then this stupid person, changed my grandson and left the diaper on the floor. I explained that it belonged in the trash and for her to mover her ass now and take care of it. You guest it, she put it in the inside kitchen trash can. I then explained to her that if that diaper did not find its way out of my kitchen she would be out on the street.

Yes, they walk among us.

The only thing I can figure is that he married her because she has big tits, because it was not for her brains.

Footnote: Neither one are ever to be allowed in my house again, ever.

River

Neither TIT?:boobies::shakemitk

The other night at Wal-Mart, during one of our terrorist raids, my Godson was in the toy aisle breaking toys. Such a darling child; he never questions MY orders.



I began to smell something, though. It smelled of ... poop.

Lo and behold, somewhere between the Mexican restaurant and Wal-Mart, he had cut through the landscaping, bushes, etc., and stepped in dog shit.

We then proceeded to the restroom to clean his shoes.

An attendant came in.

About that time, Junior decides he has to use the facilities.

The attendant looks at me, scrubbing away at a smelly, soapy shoe in the sink.

He looks under the stall and sees a child's legs, with one shoe on.

"Is everything OK sir?" He asks.

I couldn't resist.

I held up the shoe and said, "Does this smell of dog or cat shit to you?"

He looked at the shoe closely, sniffed, and we decided it was a dog's business on the shoe. I couldn't believe he did it!

He then signed the restroom inspection sheet and left.

Just another day at work, I suppose...

Then, at the camera counter, I asked to see a certain camera.

"Do you want to buy it, sir?" The lady asks.

I said, "No, I want to have lewd, lascivious sex with it," I replied.

She got it out of the case and handed it to me.

Unable to keep a straight face, I cracked up and walked away.

She didn't get the joke.

They work at Wal-Mart...

...so did she clean the lens when you were done?

...or, did she caLL THE DOG SHIT GUY?



...THEY WALK AMONG US... not all are institutionalized...

I give this one an "A" for effort. (http://lightupload.com/video/funny/191/ ... ewels.html)

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