..... What a waste of sausage...

Just cuttin' out the middleman is all.

heh... I remember one time when I was <10yrs old swimming at some university pool, I went to dive for one of those bricks and it turned out to be a sizable turd.

holey moley! to think I mop it up for a living?? and even i'm feeling queasy



If anyone out there would like a personal nurse btw, i'm available for hire

do you deal with psychiatric issues ?

kristoff wrote: Thu May 17, 2007 2:33 pm Depends... one might be constipated...

Hmmmm, so just how much orange flavoured drink crystals would one have to injest to produce a tang Log....

truly committed (imported) wrote: Fri May 18, 2007 7:02 am do you deal with psychiatric issues ?

not regulary (well, not counting EMI) as I work mainly on care of the elderly - hence the mopping up of sh*t on a daily basis!!

but i'm pretty good at the whole 'beside manner' including tucking you in for the night - I could even wear my uniform for ya!

'Turd for your thoughts'.

twaddler (imported) wrote: Fri May 18, 2007 3:45 am heh... I remember one time when I was <10yrs old swimming at some university pool, I went to dive for one of those bricks and it turned out to be a sizable turd.

In the old days farmers used turds to level out the kitchen table.

And also for 'Installation', as my one retardedly ignorant friend says in lieu of insolation.

men in uniforms dont do it for me ....a nurses uniform, pink pvc/rubber...would be nice...how about bring a cute girl nurse with you? i like uncoventional looks so.....

id take the tucking in though!

id take the tucking in though!

We dramatize a tuck. (http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/694/ ... 58osw9.jpg)